"This is a song called “Settle For A Draw” which is a phrase that my granddad used to say about when you’re arguing with women, ‘cause he said “Settle for a draw, son, ‘cause you’re not gonna win."

- Alex Turner (source: AM Poland)

inories:

Going to Mcdonald’s for a salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.

tyleroakley:

vinebox:

0 TO 100 REAL QUICK 

FRIGHTENING

big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

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Do you know what’s worth fighting for? When it’s not worth dying for?

josslynh:

I couldn’t help myself. 

Cake from this post.

Fandoms: A true story

imperfectcas:

Whovians:  EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.

Sherlockians:  Watching is like driving a really fast car and saying oh my goD IS THAT A WALL?!

Hannibal:  KISS HIM ALREADY.

Supernatural:  Why does everyone I love die?